Machete

Desperado

Red

This is really a farce of a political thriller and is hilarious.  I need hilarious!  Plus there's tons and tons of guns and shooting up stuff!  It also starts out as, well, sort of a Christmas movie--with snow.  Snow is good!  So here's to blinking snowmen and the late great Ernest Borgnine!  [This was one of his last roles at the tender age of 93.]

Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)

The Devil's Rejects (2005)

"Poopy what do you need a gun for?"  If the first installment of Zombie's twofer House Of 1000 Corpses was a homage to classic horror ground breakers from the 1970's, then this second part is grindhouse crime follow up.  Guns a-plenty from beginning to end.  The one performance that I really "enjoy" is that of Sid Haig; it's a performance that recalls his roles as the heavy in 1970's blaxsploitation, without outright "quoting" the role (it might as well be seen as "a role," since the names changed but the lines really didn't--my understanding is that was an irritation to Mr. Haig).  In any case, I'm the only member of my family who likes this film--and I confess I like it a lot  That probably makes me a some sort of hypocrite, since I have trouble with Zombie's Halloween franchise--even I can only take so much derivation.  "Well, I guess I wouldn't do no harm in tellin' ya, we're gonna go dig up some guns I buried out here a year ago."